My poor husband.
He has been so very patient.
During the last month of my pregnancy, I have pretty much cut him off in the hanky-panky department.
It wasn't to be mean or anything. It was just getting uncomfortable with my big belly in the way and being so tired at the end of the day. I mean, I was taking care of 3 children and trying to work in the garden and making jams and jellies on top of cooking and cleaning. Really, bedroom romps had just fallen to the bottom of the priority list.
My husband, my sweet patient husband, has not pushed me in any way. He has not begged or pleaded or demanded that we have some night-time extracurricular activities. But that's not to say he hasn't hinted.
After having the baby, I get a 6-week "get out of jail" card. I have an automatic excuse not to do anything. I've just had a baby for pete's sake! My poor, stretched out coochie needs time to heal! I was having post-partum leakage and it's all just one big, sloppy mess down there!
But now that the baby is officially 6 weeks old... well, can I say the husband is well aware of the time? Now that the post-partum leakage has all but disappeared... can I say the husband definitely knows that? Now that I am back to my perky self... can I say the husband is raring to go?
I am getting lots of hints from the man! I'll be cooking or doing the dishes and he will come up behind me and kiss my neck and [....] and grab my [...]. (I've gotta keep this clean, you know!) I am getting an awful lot of attention from the husband and it's not because I dropped something but rather how I look when I pick it up!
I am showered with tons of compliments from him, such as how nice my hair looks or how I have nice feet or how pretty my smile is when I look at him. I am going to pop if he keeps blowing my bubble and making me feel so pretty and sexy!
The man needs to get laid! And quite frankly, so do I!
And do I need to remind him that's how baby #1, #2, #3 and #4 got here?