Wednesday, August 13, 2008

It's Time...

My poor husband.

He has been so very patient.

During the last month of my pregnancy, I have pretty much cut him off in the hanky-panky department.

It wasn't to be mean or anything. It was just getting uncomfortable with my big belly in the way and being so tired at the end of the day. I mean, I was taking care of 3 children and trying to work in the garden and making jams and jellies on top of cooking and cleaning. Really, bedroom romps had just fallen to the bottom of the priority list.

My husband, my sweet patient husband, has not pushed me in any way. He has not begged or pleaded or demanded that we have some night-time extracurricular activities. But that's not to say he hasn't hinted.

After having the baby, I get a 6-week "get out of jail" card. I have an automatic excuse not to do anything. I've just had a baby for pete's sake! My poor, stretched out coochie needs time to heal! I was having post-partum leakage and it's all just one big, sloppy mess down there!

But now that the baby is officially 6 weeks old... well, can I say the husband is well aware of the time? Now that the post-partum leakage has all but disappeared... can I say the husband definitely knows that? Now that I am back to my perky self... can I say the husband is raring to go?

I am getting lots of hints from the man! I'll be cooking or doing the dishes and he will come up behind me and kiss my neck and [....] and grab my [...]. (I've gotta keep this clean, you know!) I am getting an awful lot of attention from the husband and it's not because I dropped something but rather how I look when I pick it up!

I am showered with tons of compliments from him, such as how nice my hair looks or how I have nice feet or how pretty my smile is when I look at him. I am going to pop if he keeps blowing my bubble and making me feel so pretty and sexy!

The man needs to get laid! And quite frankly, so do I!

And do I need to remind him that's how baby #1, #2, #3 and #4 got here?


DJ Kirkby said...

Lol. So will we be saying hello to baby number 5 in a year's time?

Keri said...

LOL! I love your honesty in sharing this with us! =D Hope you and your hubby have some "fun" soon! *wink* =D

Patty Keen said...


Let me mail over maple syrup flavoured rubbers and it will work just fine!

Oh I just love your candor!

Lantana said...

Enjoy him!! And remember everysingle moment of your lives together because it might not last forever. I wish I had my DH back to "pester" me and shower me hints! And I think it is remarkable that after 4 children and what you have been through together that your hubby still finds you desirable! Go for it!

DJ Kirkby said...

When you finished playing with Husband, answer me this question please: What do you use to sterilize your wine bottles?

Lisa C. said...

Did you have fun breaking your bed?

jenny said...

Dj-- Not if I can help it!! lol

As for the wine bottles.. I just used reeally hot water and soap. A friend tells me she uses a bit of bleach.. i didn't feel comfortable doing that so just hot water.

Keri and Patty-- What can I say-- I tell it like it is! :o)

Lantana-- oh sweetie-- I DO cherish my husband and tell him every day that I love him. Not a day goes by that we don't kiss or say 'I love you'.

lisa-- :o)